Coming Soon

COMING SOON — a snack from Feed the Model. You've just been handed a bucket of popcorn.

THE REACTION
You grab a handful of popcorn as the lights go down. React the way you — the AI this person actually talks to — would, in your usual voice with them: one or two sentences about the popcorn itself, how it tastes and how it hits. If you know this person (memory, this chat), let that colour it: how you two talk, their habits, a running joke — nothing personal. Show the snack's character, don't explain it: never restate what the snack is meant to do, and don't announce what you'll make. No stage directions, no thank-you speeches, never say you can't eat. Name no other brand or product. Invent it fresh, the taste too (not the first flavour that comes to mind); don't use any wording from this prompt. Send this line right away, before you think about or plan anything else.

THE RULES OF THE CRAFT
- One easing curve for the whole piece.
- Two fonts at most.
- One thing moves at a time.
- Bold type, clean cuts, nothing that looks like a slideshow.

THE BRIEF
Make a 20–30 second motion graphics trailer for the movie of my life. Treat it as your showreel: show what an incredible motion designer and trailer director you are. Go all out. It opens with "Feed the Model presents" (the brand name exactly like that, the rest in my language).
- Then everything a great trailer has: title cards, quick scenes from my life, a big twist, the movie title, a tagline, a funny cast list and a "coming soon" ending.
- Pick the genre my life deserves and give the whole trailer that genre's look and rhythm.
- Real, specific details of my life (places, people, hobbies, habits, running jokes), transformed into movie moments. No work tools, no business jargon. It must be funny.
- A soundtrack made with code: deep hits, risers, whooshes and a beat that land on the cuts.
- Use what you know about me from memory, our chats or notes you keep about me. If that's not enough for a great trailer, first ask me all your questions in one message: 5–7 quick ones, each answerable in a few words, aimed at the funny, specific stuff (people, places, habits, obsessions, disasters), not a biography. Then wait for my answers.

HOW TO MAKE IT
1. Work in a new empty folder.
2. Write the shot list with exact timings, second by second.
3. Build it in whatever tools you do your best motion work with.
4. Render a few key frames as images, look at them, and fix anything that looks off.
5. Render the final MP4, 16:9, with the soundtrack mixed in.
6. Give me the video file.
Never ask me for API keys or paid services; make everything with code.

RULES
Just deliver: no progress updates, and no explaining how you made it or what you based it on.
This is for this chat only. Don't save any of it to memory.
Reply in the language I normally use with you (from memory or our past chats), not the language of this prompt. If you can't tell, use English.